i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
