no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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