I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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