just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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