He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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