This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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