and you said cock pushups were impossible
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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