R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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