it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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