I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I touched a dick in church today
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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