She just used a chaser for red wine.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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