is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
