i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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