im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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