the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I am spending my child support on dildos
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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