What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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