I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My life is pants optional.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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