Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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