she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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