p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Your cock deserves a montage
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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