I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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