I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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