The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We left the knife in your bed.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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