i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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