and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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