If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I enjoy the company of your penis
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