Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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