he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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