I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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