We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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