hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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