so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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