speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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