: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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