we have officially mastered the walk of shame
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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