Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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