she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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