just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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