dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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