I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
