And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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