porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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