? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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