8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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