? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I think I won the penis lottery.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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