my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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