Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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