No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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