Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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