im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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