Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Randomize
