I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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