Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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