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• (314): View more from Missouri

  WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?

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• (951): View more from California

  As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it

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• (512): View more from Texas

  he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before

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  he probably also told you he thought u were pretty

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".

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• (585): View more from New York

  By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .

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