ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy