So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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