Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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